Saturday, August 22, 2009

Zombie Banks versus Possessed Lenders: Romero's "Night of the Living Dead" versus Raimi's "The Evil Dead"

Just some thoughts we were discussing in class last semester, given the rhetoric about "Zombie Banks" from Nouriel Rhoubini and others.

In the 80s, we discussed the thrift problem in terms of "zombies" -- some institutions were technically dead, but their existence threatened the other, well-run banks. Just like Romero's zombies from "Night of the Living Dead," these things were artificially kept alive by regulators and their incentive structures were all screwed up. They took on more risk and paid higher deposit rates and hurt their across-the-street competitors and raised everyone's costs.

Romero zombies are the walking dead that eat the living (as distinguished from Haitian zombies, which don't really exist). They will continue to seek and eat the living until their diseased brain is disabled. Max Brooks' "Zombie Survival Guide" or "World War Z" stand as good references here. Michael Lewis' "Liar's Poker" is a good reference for the zombies of the S&L era.

WaMu (or Wachovia home lending) are good examples of that kind of thing today, but I'd argue that most institutions that are in trouble today (starting with Fannie and Freddie) are technically The Possessed and not zombies. They may still harm the living, but they are the manifestations of pure evil in a living host and not the dead brought alive to walk again. Big distinction!

In Sam Raimi's classic film "The Evil Dead," several youngsters (meddling kids) visit the omnipresent cabin in the woods and replay an audio tape of a scholar's reading from The Necronomicon, or the Book of the Dead. This awakens a disembodied evil in the forest that begins to possess them one by one, leading each possessed partier to attack the others in turn. Finally, our hero Ash (portrayed by the terminally underrated Bruce W. Campbell) manages to replay another incantation and send the evil spirits back to their own dimension.

"How does this relate to our current situation?" you ask.

Freddie and Fannie worked fine for years and years before Congress decided that their role could be expanded to backing subprime stuff. Big banks were encouraged, if not outright required, to purchase subprime and "liar" (AKA stated income) loans to meet their Community Reinvestment Act obligations. Most of this activity accelerated in the early 1990s, but it was continued and encouraged by every Congress and administration since Carter. Washington, again, forgot the unintended consequences of messing with the markets.

To be sure, there was enough greed to go around. Congress was hungry to get the credit for "helping" people get home loans. Same with a few presidents in there. Mortgage bankers were hungry to make all those loans and pass them off to investors who had hedged their risk in the credit default swap market. Moody's and S&P gave up trying to rate mortgage-backed securities properly and ignored the risk of credit default swaps in large part. Mortgage originators didn't care whether or not their customers could ever hope to repay loans on homes in CA and elsewhere that were terribly overpriced. Sure they were overpriced -- FHA and others were pumping money into the markets. Congress argued that FHA limits were too low (which, by the way, Frank in the House and Dodd in the Senate have argued again this summer. It continues).

We have a few zombies this time. With WaMu charging no fees and offering services galore, it's hard for the little bank on the corner to compete. It drives down margins and profitability, and therefore capital (via retained earnings or surplus). Pretty simple to understand. Also, if folks worry about WaMu (as they should) they might worry about MyLittleBank and cause it some funding anxiety in the short-term.

With Wachovia creating "Pick-a-Payment" mortgage loans, everyone has to cut their fees to compete. GoldenWest (which was bought by Wachovia and started the trouble there) was making loans based on appraised home value, not based on the borrowers' abilities to repay. And they were getting press and bragging about it! Wow!

But the big distinction this time around is the "possession" of the housing aftermarket by Congress and political types in general. In their effort to "do good" they really threw a bubble into the market, and corrupted the legitimate mortgage-backed security market and the for-fee ratings agencies. There's no trust left in any of it.

Raimi's Evil Dead promised to "swallow your soul." And it looks as though the soul of the mortgage markets will be swallowed for a while to come.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Neat Site

I get a lot of "targeted marketing" on this blog address, but I got one today that I thought I should share.

Beware of spam, but there might be some interesting things here. It's sponsored by ads from "online colleges" AKA diploma mills, so you never know what they'll put on there, really.

If you find anything there useful, you might want to drop me a note so I can let everyone know.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Lots going on this summer.

Greetings everyone:

Sorry about the lack of posts, but there's been a good bit going on this summer. As you may know, Dr. Williams and I are putting our courses on line next year (3333 Intermediate Finance in the fall, for her; 4331 Banking in the spring, for me). It's a lot of work, and tough to maintain the same quality from one modality to the other.

I hope everyone's summer has been fun. We're getting things ready for the fall. It should be exciting.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Comprehensive Financial Regulation Reform

Here's the latest from 1600 Penn. Ave. regarding reform of the evil and seditious financial system in this country.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124524649229423271.html

The actual proposal is here:

http://online.wsj.com/public/resources/documents/finregfinal06172009.pdf

(or online at the White House I guess).

I just cruised through it quickly, and I could only find the word "subprime" used to connect to the weathered accusations that "predatory lenders" caused the recent housing problem. No mention of Freddie or Fannie activities promoting securitization of subprime to the detriment of portfolio risk, or the expansion of the housing market in response to political initiatives.

In fact, the proposal includes a couple of paragraphs (no sources cited) that tell us how CRA can't be blamed for subprime, etc. I guess if a lie is repeated often enough, it becomes truth. (And yes, I've looked into who REALLY said that, and I'm not sure I believe the IntraWeb, so I won't cite anyone here.)

Unfortunately, the thrust of this effort is to reign in 25 years of helpful broadening of the banking system by folks who don't really understand how things work. Diversification, geographic and otherwise, is necessary for financial stability. What ISN'T necessary is a Congress and/or administration trying to hand out money based on demographics and not repayment ability.

That's just one person's opinion, of course.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

From Dick and Betty Ward (my uncle and aunt), some insight on the current Wall Street & banking mess:


A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.'
The barber put a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then called the boy over and asked,

'Which do you want, son? ' The boy took the quarters and left the dollar.

'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!'

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store & says

'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'

The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!'

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

From @ RISK, and Palisade, FREE SEMINARS!!!!!!

Got this email today from Jaime (Johnson) Weisberg at Palisade:


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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Job search resource from Dr. Kevin Wooten, UHCL prof

Found on the web. Lengthy, but mostly free-standing and hugely entertaining. Enjoy!!!!!


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